# dream jobs

a thing common to us all....something we all relish equally....Money...whatever form,whatever way it comes,we all worship it...and we work like asses to earn it...while some sweat all the time,others lie back and let the bank balance take care of its own....presenting before you,the countdown of the century-The Top 5 Dream Jobs.....

5. Movie Star : you get to travel and dress up at the expense of some other guy who is always on his knees ready to do anything you wish....and whats more,you get to kiss beautiful girls,everyone in this country where noone can mind his own business watches you doins go and noone raises a word....

4. Cricketer : you are worshipped everywhere if the six you hit accidently helped the team win in those last hold-pee moments ( yup,those are hold-pee moments...noone wishes to miss a single ball and if you gotta take a leak,you tell yourself-'shut up...it can wait!!' )...you are hitting on air-hostesses on your way to soem country for a new series when your other colleagues in the company you work are grinding their poor asses to make money....you emerge the Man of the Series in the tournament and you get promoted while all your pending work got transferred to the poor guys who were working latenights.....the whole world watches you on the big screen,you travel worldwide,meet the most eminent personalities and get paid for it....this is what i call life....

3. Politicians : you are always a subject of mass interest....in case you have already established yourself as a corrupt and bastard,you are always the eye-candy for all the news channel guys....they will always flock around your house...movie-makers will make three hour long movies on you....you got real pain in the ass relatives who bug you all the time for trips all over...best way,start wearing khaadi...and yeah,whatever you do from murder to rape,always gets the much needed and awaited publicity for you...

2.Rockstar : u need money to booze and fag...but don't have it.....best way:stop paying the hair-stylist,save the moolah and now all you need to be a rockstar is a guitar....the best profession....for this is the only field known to me where the whole world is shouting at you,yelling at you and yet...you don't hear a single word....and whats more,can you tell me one more place where hot chicks take off their tees in a lesser time?????

1. Jai Baba : my personal favourite....the one having the least clothes and the most attention....lead a simple,pure life,ride in airconditioned cars,fly all over.....and all this at the expense of people whom mostly you don't even know....and if you ask why i placed this profile above all others,the answer will be whom will you turn to when you have a problem....the baba....so do our other countdowners.....every politician,rockstar,moviestar and cricketer has a favourite baba,astrologer whom they run to when their hands start itching....now before i publish this post,i need to refer to a baba to know if its the right time to publish it....so,the countdown stops here....

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