# yet another saturday

(Speakers blaring with the sounds of gunfires, blasts.)

Are you even listening to me!

What? Oh yes, obviously. How can you even think I’m not?

I think I would go shopping tomorrow. You are free, right? You promised you would keep yourself available.

Hmmm.

What are you doing, anyway?

Me? Nothing!

(Eyes still glued on the screen.)

Let me guess. Watching Batman, aren’t you!

mmmm…what?...oh..no no….not batman…not batm…

Is it? Then what’s so interesting that you have not been paying any attention to whatever I have been saying for the last fifteen minutes?

(Esc key. The mplayer window vanishes revealing the desktop)

Ahhh…now what did you do that for?

Tell me. What were you watching?

Okay! I give up. You were close. I was watching Justice League – Season 4.

See! I knew it. I told you so.

Okay! Okay! You were right, like always. Can I finish my episode now? Please!

No! Finish it later. Come on na, I want to watch Kung Fu Panda.

Ah come on yaar. Who wants to watch some stupid panda doing stuff that he would never be able to do in real life?

So you would rather prefer watching an episode that you have watched over and over again featuring some stupid superheroes in tights than watching a movie I want to watch, is it?

mmmm….(looks up at her...confused...) was that a trick question??

(Door slams…she leaves…)

Hey listen! Put some corn in the microwave on your way out, will you?

(Shouts) Do it yourself!!

Argh crap! Guess its time for yet another maggi packet to help yourself with.