# are feminists lesbians?

are feminists lesbians?
eh? What was that?
are feminists lesbians? what do you think that was…it was a plain simple question…thats it…


with some changes here and there, this was how couple of my IMs with some friends began a few days back, and needless to say, I got a number of interesting and varied responses.
I even tried doing some Secondary Research on the topic, but the most interesting and significant results came through the Primary Research.
Hereby I try to compile some of the most interesting feedback I received. Any accolades that you might wanna extend to them could be left with me…I will extend the same to the person concerned.

The Workaholic:
He : yes, they are
Me: and why do u think so?
He : see, it all makes sense, right…feminists hate men…the very existence of them…
Me : hmmm
He : so they, in all probability, would do everything in their power to have a sans-men world….so no need of a man…not even for sex…
Me : hmmm….but don’t you also agree that for a feminist the most important thing is to establish the superiority of the female sex over the male sex…and if so is the case, then probably one if the best ways to establish this superiority will be making their male counterparts beg for sex during the act…
He : hmmmm
Me : look at it this way…all said and done, we guys will do anything to get a girl in bed, right?
He : yeah…kind of…
Me : the girls know this as well…and so they can easily make us beg for anything…anything u see…giving them the satisfaction of having an upper hand at things…
He : interesting point…

The Googliconz:
He : not necessarily…but they certainly behave like lesbians…
Me : as in?...could u elaborate on it?
He : i mean…feminists hate the existence of men…so they would certainly deny any need of having any male species in their lives, for whatsoever reason….
Me : hmmm….makes sense…
He : hence, they behave so….
Me : fair enough…

The Wikipedic:
He : yes
Me : kyun??
He : look for famous feminists on wiki and you will find that most of them were lesbians… so they are..
[I wanted to argue at this point…but couldn’t see a way in which I could counter his point effectively…so I dropped the idea…]

[narrator] And now comes the most promising and gripping answer. The one that marked the end of this discussion. [/narrator]

The Intellecticonz:
He : No, because you-know-who has a child…
[there was no scope for any counter-argument to this..]




P.S. : The Intellecticonz took the liberty of naming you-know-who when he was asked, but for the sake of being on the safer side, I had to remove it. Now giving a brief intro to the sole reason behind this whole discussion. You-know-Who is a feminist famous in and around the place where we all rot and rust. And so much of feminism being all around me, the inquisitive peanut-sized mind came up with this question one day and the rest is what you all have got an idea about.